begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

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cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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Anonymous said: You are so beautiful and have the world ahead of you. Never forget that you are loved, and that there is a plan for your life <3

I really wish you were not on anon so I could properly thank you for being such a sweet and wonderful human being. I love you bunches. <3

I’m just a kid, right? I’ll grow out of it, eventually. Keep feeding me that line, I’ll try to sallow it. Maybe, I’ll even be able to keep it down. 

At least that’s something going into my system and staying there. It’s nothing of substance, but it makes you feel better, you’re at peace. 

Do not commend me for being “brave”.  I am terrified. I can’t meet expectations, I don’t make the cut. So I try my wrists instead. 

Tell me, where’s the bravery in that? The honor, the dignity, the pride? It’s running down my arms, in little pink and white lines. 

I couldn’t handle the flaws I was born with, so I made my own.  Don’t you like them? Won’t you love me, maybe just a little?

Without love, I dissolve like a addict without a hit.  So I’ll take what I can get, whether it leaves marks on my heart or marks on my skin.

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1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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this was a request for haters-gonna-hate-on-my-unicorns

it’s a nice, calming thing

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brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

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paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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